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Jokes on December 8, will cause you to abs from laughing

Here and the first snow fell. For some it’s an excuse to wear the favorite ski suit and go play in the snow, but for someone – another reason to complain about the cold. Whether you’re a lover of the summer heat or squeaky cold, our jokes rosmet all. Thanks to this collection you will feel as if has arrived new year’s eve and nowhere to hurry.

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– Honey, what you didn’t see the match? I brought beer…

– Much?

– Headlight, bumper, hood…

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– You represent, yesterday I burned 4000 calories!

– Yes you that? How did you do it?

– But they forgot the cake in the oven.

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Men are like Parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, it remains only for the disabled.

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A man asks another:

– What would you like to have five thousand dollars or five daughters?

– Five daughters.

Why?

Because at present, I have seven…

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Pensioner lived and lived and lived… Insidiously the state retaliated.

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If we assume that most officials have foreign passports, in fact the country is ruled by the colonial administration.

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Which side of the plate should be the phone according to the rules of etiquette?

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Just don’t teach physics in school, and your whole life will be filled with wonders and magic.

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– The defendant, what made you decide to Rob a Bank?

– He started it!

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Decided to lose weight, asked parents come for moral support.
Come home to the refrigerator note: “Fat daughter – a disgrace to the family!”.

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And when I was in school, we have security guards were not. Quite coped with everything the cleaner with a wet cloth.

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The lowest rate in the world is the speed of sound. What you said mother at the age of 16 only goes to 40.

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– I’m surprised at you. Wife nags, nags, and you tell her: “my Fish, my fish…” you’re Weird.

Why is that weird? Piranha – it’s fish…

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The superstitious have?

Yes.

– Hands up! Well done! Others receive the 13th salary!

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